![]() When asked which rock star had the biggest penis of all, super-groupie Connie Hamzy didn't hesitate before choosing the News lead singer. I say that mouthwash is not only for gargling.” "I use Listerine to make sure everything down there is sterile, like a surgeon before an op. According to Cosmo he settled on the stately "Wendell," as it means "wanderer or seeker." But there's so much more: The 73-year-old also described his minty fresh regiment for keeping Wendell in tip-top shape. The size of Tom Jones' manhood has been told in showbiz gossip since the '60s, but more recently revealed the name of his famous bulge. However, our private theory is that he leaked the tape himself just to show off. ![]() We've ALL see the Motley Crue member's member in his infamous "leaked" sex tape with then-wife Pamela Anderson. His exploits are splattered all throughout the pages of the tell-all Zep chronicle Hammer of the Gods, and groupies claim that his "Moby Dick" weighs in (metaphorically speaking) at 10 inches. The Led Zep frontman has one of the most iconic crotches in rock history, and according to groupies, it's not just for show. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. Of slightly more dubious (but endlessly more amusing) validity, is a quote off of Tales From A Groupie, which says that Jay has "the biggest d-k you will ever see in your life.Huge. Get ready to rock out with….well, you know the rest.Ĭarmen Bryan, the self-proclaimed "Hip Hop Helen of Troy," recently penned tell-all memoir in which she is very complimentary about the size of Hova's disco stick, comparing it to a baby’s arm, the neck on a giraffe, and an elephant’s trunk. So head up to the gallery above for some tall tales of rock legends who apparently are packin’ some serious pipe. There are worst stories to spread, after all! Plus, they’re pretty hilarious. Granted, we can’t TOTALLY confirm that 100 percent of these adventures are true, but we have a funny feeling that these dudes won’t mind. Websites like Groupie Dirt have afforded us an invaluable data-base of rock star bedroom habits and (ahem) “anatomy,” courtesy of ladies who’ve (allegedly) shared intimate moments with their favorite artists. Some salacious stories have been making the rounds for decades, while newer ones are coming to light thanks to the miracle of technology. And we’ve assembled 10 of the very biggest… Via Vintage Everyday, Flashbak, Northern Soul Train, and Reddit.You ever wonder why rock stars wear such tight pants? Size always matters, no matter how many number one records records you have! Legends concerning musicians with amazing “greatest hits packages” have become part of the rock ‘n ‘roll myth. Zoot Allures!: Frank Zappa (colorization by Lauren). Eric Clapton-more ‘big’ than ‘slow’ hand. This pair were always more than a handful-Pete Townshend and Keith Moon. Rod Stewart wearing the original ‘budgie smugglers.’ ![]() Freddie Mercury failing to hide his light under a bush or is it a tree? Ron Wood, literally. Robert Plant’s noticeable onstage ‘presence.’ George Harrison was always a bit of a dark horse. However, having spent minutes if not hours poring over rock stars crotches I have got to the nuts and bolts of this subject and cobbled together a small (or should that be large?) selection of classic rock stars and their unfeasibly large talents… Mick Jagger packed his own lunch. But with the arrival of four well-endowed young men from Liverpool, trousers which revealed everything and left nothing to the imagination quickly became the focal point of the sixties’ “British Invasion” and the inspiration for many bands over the following decade.įor some, what God had provided wasn’t enough and their trousers were often padded with socks, lead pipes, cucumbers, shuttlecocks, “armadillos,” and the massed pipe bands of a well-known Highland regiment. Within weeks, it seemed as if every singer was wearing a pair of strides one size too small leaving many broadcasters to shoot these performers from the waist up so as not to offend the less fashionable viewers at home. It’s well known that tight trousers have a long history in rock and pop music stretching all the way back and front to the 1950s when Elvis Presley first unleashed his “Hound Dog” on national television. Iris Mountbatten’s when she revealed her son “Leggy” had first appreciated the large talents of the Rutles after seeing their tight trousers. I’m nearly 60 and really don’t see a problem wearing tight jeans without underwear, because I’ve done it most my life. This didn’t quite satisfy our keen reporter who seemed to be hoping for an answer more akin to that given by Mrs. I think there should be a party game of real or fake with these pics. Sometime in the 1970s, an intrepid BBC reporter posited the question What is it about today’s pop stars that appealed so much to young girls and boys? After talking to a small selection of very emotional and breathy fans, he soon discovered the answer was music.
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